(Story) Straight Buddies Sleepover - Sleeping is Gay

Here we have a classic tale of two friends having a sleepover, watching some titillating content on the internet and getting horny. Before long they will inevitably come up with all sorts of excuses for why they're justified (and totally not gay) in doing stuff to each other's penises. This particular line of reasoning was one of my and my best friend's favorites. If you go to sleep early then you're totally gay. And since you're gay then you won't mind if I just touch your face with my throbbing boner. And once I start touching your face with my boner it's inevitably gonna get around to finding its way into your mouth. Not that you'd mind having a throbbing cock in your mouth anyway, ya fag.