When we are young fuckers like these boys, when we get together we can get dared to do some really stupid things. But then when we get older, those make for some REALLY GRREAT STORIES! -- "ALCOHOL - BECAUSE NO GREAT STORY EVER BEGAN WITH SOMEONE EATING A SALAD."
"A man was startled awake with his daughter setting his PUBIC HAIR ON FIRE! He yelled, 'What are you doing??' She responded, 'You told me that it was your 'bird'. I was petting your bird and he SPIT AT ME. So I broke his neck, smashed his eggs, and SET HIS NEST ON FIRE."
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