Youth Pastor Jerks During Church

@Chrissuxkok: Oh yeah, stick the pages of that ludicrous, fictional book together with a huge load of filthy, perverted spunk!

That is so wrong, so wicked, and so fucking horny! I've wanked in a lot of public places but never in a church. Maybe midnight mass on Christmas Eve? Worship my prick and give my spunk to Jesus!

This is fucking stupidly hilarious

Amen, so good to see the church got a pastor who can relate to the youth is such a positive way.

Was so hoping he’d cream the bible

A friend of mine and I were serving Mass at a late service with a senile priest. He bet me he could jack off under his cassock and no one would notice. Son of a bitch did it, holding his empty sleeve with one hand and beating off with the other. When he came, he had a very heavenly look on his face… a legend was born in my Catholic elementary school…

Praise Jesus!

I hope he gets some of the youth to play with his dick and he gets to suck their wieners and play with their little ass holes.

Naughty slut

so hot. too bad he didn't cum inside the bible and glue the pages together for someone to find.

Haha. This one really hits the spot. The asexuality, anti-gay agenda of the career religious is dicked here! Hope this really was The Youth Pastor. More power to him! (Nice dick, too.)