I say we all chip in and get these guys some acting classes before their next real life adventure. :P "Bro, what are those noises coming from the guest room?" Moans, you fresh haddock. I mean, I dunno, let's grab our camera and run in to investigate. Then we'll find our friend jacking off and having no reaction whatsoever to being discovered in flagrante engorge. I ain't gay or nuffin, I'm jes' gonna sit here n film ya bustin, kay? XP
