"Sex with Tommy Anders" sounds like the title chapter of a half-ass porn novel. How about something more accurate and compelling like "Tommy Anders Pounded My Butt So Thrillingly, So Painfully, So Pleasurably, So Definitively, that Being Fucked by Anyone Else Would Just Make Me Yawn."
"Tommy Anders Pounded My Butt So Thrillingly, So Painfully, So Pleasurably, So Definitively, that Being Fucked by Anyone Else Would Just Make Me Yawn."