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White House Staff Seething with Envy After Fauci Reveals He Has Not Spoken to Trump in Two Weeks

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—White House staffers are seething with envy after Dr. Anthony Fauci revealed that he has not spoken to Donald J. Trump in two weeks, envious staffers have confirmed.


News of the break in communication between the two men sent shockwaves through the White House, with scores of staffers demanding to know whether Fauci had a secret trick that they could employ to similar effect.



“Two freaking weeks?” Jared Kushner was overheard muttering. “I’d settle for one hour.”


Fauci said that there was no secret to getting Trump to stop talking to him, but suggested, “Generally speaking, if you pepper your sentences with facts, that’s usually enough to do it.”


Recognizing that members of the White House staff may be unaccustomed to uttering factual statements, Fauci said, “Another thing you can try is saying to him, ‘Mr. President, I’m really looking forward to reading John Bolton’s book.’ That should get you two weeks, minimum.”







 

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anuu
anuu
4 years ago

I don't believe it. That could not possibly have happened. I think everything quoted by Fauci was for pure comedic effect. Also the Jared Kushner quote. Next thing you know Kellyanne Conjob will be quoting hubby George. "The tRump presidency is a shit show in a dumpster fire".

patrickhenry87
patrickhenry87
4 years ago

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rosewater
rosewater
4 years ago

I love the disharmony coming out of the White House. Good and bad fok us little guys.