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In what is being hailed as the greatest discovery since water, a powerful new stimulant, according to crack heads exceeds all expectations and-ll contains a synthesized petrochemical compound that only needs to be administered once in order to give the patient a hard on that will last the rest of their natural life with no side effects.  A recent study determined the penis to be the most masturbated gland in the human body.  The typical male masturbates himself to ejaculation some 130,000 times in his life time. That's enough sperm to fill a 3300 gallon tank. Getting a man off can be intense so do it right or fucking dont even bother to do it at all.  "Hello Dr. Falken" the computer voice neutralizer uttered followed by, "Do you mind if I beat you off and suck your cock old man?"     I did not reply but phoned blue street cops in order to take a report of the theft.   

with permanent erections are five times more likely to go home with a one night stand than his counterparts who must be flacid before they can get hard and once hard can only have an erection lasting less than four hours.  After four hours the risk of serious injury or death from penile disease grows exponentially.