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Things I hate about porn.

smacktard Blog Last Activity 5 years ago 1.7K views 29 comments
1. Dubbed moaning.. Seriously, its so blatantly obvious and it doesn't turn me on. It seems be mostly European stuff that does it.

2. Bow, chika bow wow. Ugh that cheesy music.. Stoppit.

3. Why do some guys who are totally hot think that all they have to do is lay there? Seriously, you might be hot, but ur one boring fuck.

4. Not putting the dick in all the way. I don't know if its the director or the actor. But I see some porn, when doing anal, the thrusts are very shallow. If you can't take the whole dick, find another line of work.

5. Condoms.

6. Drug use. I haven't seen it in awhile, but I've seen a lot of home-made porn, where it becomes obvious from looking at faces, they are under the influence of something. (poppers, I suspect in some cases, worse things). Your post-meth facial twitching and fluttering eye-balls isn't sexy.

7. Straight porn on gayboystube.. Really.. wrong website.

Thats all I can think of for now. What do u guys hate?

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dearnelg
dearnelg
5 years ago

I hate noisy smacking noise kissing.

swiftjohn
swiftjohn
5 years ago

What I really can't stand is when the the top pulls out just before cumming and finishes by jacking off. If you want to show sperm, show it leaking out of his freshly fucked pleasure hole.

xroger
xroger
5 years ago

I hate it when you have 2 lovely good looking twinks that are supposedly passionate Kissing and they look like 2 Gold Fish eating  they don't open there mouth much and they nibble instead of really kissing and fake moaning also 

13 years ago

I totally agree with you

13 years ago

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gaysian
gaysian
13 years ago

hmm I agree lol. btw there should be a like button on the blogs.. just saying haha. Maybe something i would like to see is some crazy positions lol just to make it less um monotonous (:

13 years ago

OH; OKAY, PHALLUSSY. I DIDN'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I DO, AND OTHER TIMES I DON'T. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I GUESS IS ALL GOOD:-) MMMM--OOOHH--AAAAAHH--SH--EEEEEEH:-) WHEN WE MOAN, I THINK IS AN EXPRESSION OF GOOD SEXUAL SATISFACTION. I BELIEVE PSYCHOLOGISTS AND PSYCHIATRISTS WOULD AGREE WITH MY STATEMENT.

13 years ago

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13 years ago

Dislike is a much better word than hate......How many of you have looked beyond the porn in porn movies. Have you seen the condition that some of the East European guys are in? They are starved, they have scars where they have had a kidney removed, they are dirty, dirty nails, dirty feet, face and body covered in spots and blackheads. I would not be surprised if they were kept as virtual slaves. They are pumped full of drink or drugs and they simply HATE the stuff they have to do. Is it any wonder then that producers of porn movies use dubbed moaning??? A lot of the porn movies that come out of Eastern Europe are made in countries where conflict has occured over the last 20 years. And it was in Eastern Europe (the Bosnain Genocide) that nearly 8000, thats eight thousand BOYS and MEN were killed. Only god knows how many of them appeared in porn before they were killed.

13 years ago

love2jo: Real moaning is hot. DON'T STOP! Smacktard was talking about 'dubbed in' moaning. You know, like when they dub in moaning from a different movie

13 years ago

HEY; IF YOU WATCH MY VIDEO MASTURBATING, I COULDN'T HELP NOT MOAN--NEXT TIME I'LL TRY NOT TOO:-)

13 years ago

ANAL LICKING IS A BIG TURN-OFF: THAT'S A FAST WAY FOR SURE IN GETTING HEPATITIS.

13 years ago

PHALLUSSY: i WOULDN'T DO A BLOW JOB WITHOUT A CONDOM EITHER. A BEST FRIEND OF MINE GOT INFECTED WITH HIV BECAUSE HE HAD A SORE IN HIS MOUTH AND THE OTHER GUY KNOWING THAT HE WAS INFECTED DIDN'T TELL MY BEST FRIEND:-(

13 years ago

ummm tattoos and butt hair and emmmmm spotty butts.

13 years ago

i could do with out some of he cheesey music, complete turn OFF....thats y i turn the volume down on most vids

cbrown7789
cbrown7789
13 years ago

Fake is bad, real is better. Hate facials. Who does that? Wait, let me pull it out so everyody can see. yeah, right. I also hate hearing the director telling those kids what to do. Talk about not believing a scene.

13 years ago

The dubbed sounds and cheesy music are definite turn offs but thankfully feature less in modern productions where the microphone is usually left running and we get the natural sounds of the participants. Just putting the tip of the cock in the anus or shallow penetration is another no no. It should go all the way up and we should get to see the squirming reaction on the face of the bottom as he is first penetrated and during the fucking.

13 years ago

The dubbed sounds and cheesy music are definite turn offs but feature less in modern productions where microphone is usually left running to pick up the natural sounds of the participants. Putting tip of the cock in anus or shallow penetration is another no no. It should go all the way up and we should get to see the squirming on the face of the bottom as he is first penetrated and then fucked. Pre-entry preparation scenes can be exciting too, seeing condoms being unrolled on and the bum hole lubed

13 years ago

I hate blojobs with a condom on....WTF?!

13 years ago

The dubbed sounds and cheesy music are definite turn offs but thankfully feature less in modern productions where the microphone is usually left running and we get the natural sounds of the participants. Just putting the tip of the cock in the anus or shallow penetration is another no no. It should go all the way up and we should get to see the squirming reaction on the face of the bottom as he is first penetrated and during the fucking. Pre-entry preparation scenes can be exciting too, seeing condoms being unrolled over the erect penis and the bum hole being lubed